"Curriculum vitae."
- Google, when I asked, "What's CV stand for?"
Things I've Done for Pay
I write words. Sometimes people pay me for them. Here's my resume to back that up. It's an extensive, yet incomplete history of my work experience.
Enjoy.
Payoff, Inc. DBA Happy Money
02/2014 to Present
Happy Money is a financial company that combines psychology and money to help people live happier lives. Happy Money is made up of Payoff (our credit card refinancing loan) and Joy (our app focused on improving happiness and giving useable, personalized money advice).
Since I've been at Happy Money, I've had many jobs but only two titles:
Content Manager
July 2017 to Present
Content Specialist
February 2014 to July 2017
I was the 13th employee at Happy Money, way back when it was still just Payoff, and in my time here, I've written a metric ton of words. So to save you from having to read all those bullets down there (because who has that kind of time? Not you, hypothetical reader), think of any and all situations in which your company could need something written. Got it? Great. I've done all of those for Happy Money.
What I've Done at Happy Money
Advertising/Media
Direct Mail — Created and iterated direct mail campaigns for pre-approved future Members across multiple campaigns
Ads — Strategized and wrote social (Facebook and Instagram), Google search and Gmail ads
Radio Ads — We ran a few radio ads on iHeartRadio. I wrote them. And you can listen to them on the Sounds page
Websites — Optimized multiple websites and landing pages for increasing loan applications, app downloads, or article read
Video Scripts — Wrote, co-wrote or edited all video scripts for Happy Money. Watch a few on the Videos page
Press Releases — Wrote and edited various press releases to increase reach
Email Campaigns — Wrote and strategized email campaigns to improve financial literacy, decrease charge-offs, get people to reapply for a loan or download our new app, and more
Blogs
Manage Freelancers — Coordinated, assigned stories to, took pitches from and processed payroll for a team of freelance writers for our old blog, Payoff Life (R.I.P.)
Blogs Posts — Wrote and edited blog posts focused on the topics of money, happiness, and psychology
WordPress Management — Scheduled, published, and optimized SEO for our multiple Wordpress sites. Mildly fluent in HTML, enough to fix small things. Fully fluent in googling and asking for help
Product
The Loan Application — Continuously iterated on the loan process to increase application completions and accepting of offers
Emails — Wrote all sorts of emails to get people to do all sorts of things – "Finish Your Loan Application," "Our Privacy Policy Has Changed," "Joy Has A New Update," etc.
The App — Handled all copy for our app, Joy, including chatbot conversations, on-boarding, release notes and any other in-app copy
Our Newsletter — Sourced and wrote a weekly newsletter focused on finance, happiness, and psychology
Social Media
Social Media — Planned, researched, wrote, and scheduled social media posts and strategies across Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. And Pinterest once.
General
Multiple Team Collaboration — Worked in cooperation with multiple teams across Happy Money – Marketing, Product, Science, Member Experience, HR, Design, Data, Compliance – on a variety of team specific projects
Science — Helped the Science and Data team channel their research and findings into understandable and easily digestible pieces of content, like with Acute Financial Stress or The Financial Personality Quiz
Style Guides — Created writing style guides for Happy Money, Payoff, and Joy
Culver Careers
San Diego, CA
08/2012 to 01/2014
Executive Recruiter
Culver Careers is a third-party recruiting firm specializing in sales positions across the country.
What I Did at Culver Careers
Sourced, assessed, and presented candidates to hiring managers — worked with the candidates and hiring managers throughout the hiring process — negotiated salaries
In charge of office Facebook and Twitter accounts, sending out company-wide emails on behalf of the office, and writing job postings to attract qualified candidates
Contacted companies' decision makers to generate new business
Contacted possible candidates to evaluate their skills and if they would be a fit for career positions
50+ outbound calls a day
Three-time Quota Buster Club
Struggling Pre-Professional Kicker
Wilmington, NC
07/2010 to 08/2012
After graduating college, I tried for two years (valiantly, might I humbly add) to become a professional field goal kicker. An NFL lockout and two poorly timed injuries later, I hung up my boots and moved to California for all those swimming pools and movie stars Jed's kinfolk promised. While I was training full time, I worked for a recruiting firm and a yacht club.
Recruiting Associate
Target Solutions – Nov 2010 to June 2012
Located potential clients and assessed their qualifications for specific employment opportunities in software sales
Contacted clients and matched their talents with available job opportunities
Networked through all types of social media
Wrote emails to entice past clients to work with us again
Bartender and Waiter
Figure 8 Island – Aug 2010 to June 2012
Bartended (casual dining room, weddings, cabana)
Waited tables (fancy and casual dining rooms, weddings, cabana)
Made small talk with members
It was a really straightforward job
Education
Harvard University Cambridge, MA
May 2010
Bachelors Degree in Psychology
Secondary in Environmental Science & Public Policy
Things I Did Besides All The Booklearnin'
4-year starting placekicker and kickoff guy on Harvard’s Football Team
Two-time All-Ivy — School record for most field goals in a season: 13 — Led Ivy League in kickoff average, distance, and touchbacks all 4 years — Back-to-Back Ivy League Champions: 2007 & 2008
Worked as a Recruiting Associate in the football office — Helped coaches evaluate potential recruits on athletic and academic merit — Coordinated visits and led tours of the athletic facilities as well as the campus — Managed the recruiting database
Miscellaneous Specialties
Writing words, specifically adverbs
Explaining complicated topics clearly and conversationally
Making “boring” subjects fun
Incorporating feedback
Honing sales flows
Optimizing SEO
Increasing direct response
Developing campaigns
Ending lists